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"It's the only thing I've ever (I've never) done, what if I never see myself ever be anything more than what I've already become? I need a bad idea, I need a bad idea... Just one..."
- Bad Idea, Waitress the MusicalIt's the 1950s. Alastor Hart is 21, and previously worked in a radio station until they got bought out by the local TV network to stop them going bust. Now he's working as an assistant to head of the network, 48-year-old married father of two Vincent Whittman. Vincent made it to the top with some pretty nefarious methods. Alastor has always wanted to use similar methods to dispose of his awful father.
Sometimes, all you need is one pretty good bad idea.
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11 Jun 2026
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The first thing you remembered after your death was an argument.
“No, this isn’t one of my fucking sluts.” The man behind you exhaled, frustrated. “This is a present for you. Something to help you work through your Alastor fixation.”You awaken in Hell as the near-spitting image of a certain infamous radio host. Unfortunately for you, you immediately fall into the clutches of his nemesis.
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04 Jun 2026
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One year after their first encounter, Alastor is in heat again. This time his invitation to Vox is planned and their contract is clear: he wants Vox to chase him down, Vox wants him to ask to get fucked, and it's a demonic favor on the line. After all, what's a little bet between friends?
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- Part 2 of Alpha, Beta
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- English
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- 27,895
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- 5/5
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14 Mar 2026
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It looked like it was about to get a whole lot worse, though, his fans whirring as he took in the words scrawled in neat cursive on the paper. It was a matter of seconds to cross-check his database – but he didn't recognise the handwriting.
YOU CANNOT LEAVE THIS ROOM UNLESS YOU FULFIL ONE TASK;
FUCK
OR
DIE
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Vox wakes up in a room with Alastor, with only one way to get out. With their lives on the line, Vox isn't willing to let Alastor's stubborness get them both killed. Besides, it's just a one time thing.
Right?
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- Part 12 of RadioStatic One Shots
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06 Jan 2026
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Alastor was prepared for a lot of things when he handed himself over to Vox.
He was prepared for the victory parade. He was prepared for the press circuit. He was prepared for the smoothie date.
He wasn’t prepared for this.
Alastor arrives at V Tower expecting to finally get some rest after this awful day, or at worst to be tortured a little. He was not expecting Vox to try to make additions to his chair.
OR: Roughly 27k of Alastor being fucked raw while Vox oscillates rapidly between cruel and begging.
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06 Jan 2026
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One of Alastor's lesser known personality quirks? He liked to fidget.
Oh, he'd deny it if anybody said anything about it, would claim he wasn't some unruly schoolboy unable to sit still while the teacher gave her lesson – but it was true. Vox had spent long enough with him to know just how true it was, and it was honestly a little endearing.
Sometimes.
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De Bergerac's secret handjob art inspired me, I really can't say much more than that.
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- Part 14 of RadioStatic One Shots
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07 Dec 2025
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Alastor has forever been used to a certain nuisance of an alpha circling him at a distance like a shark every time he goes into heat—or perhaps like a lonely puppy, begging for scraps. But the man reeks of insecurity and alpha pheromones, and Alastor has no patience nor need for alphas. It has been a long time since he has cared for such overbearing company.
Until, as it turns out, he learns that Vox is not an alpha at all.
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- Part 1 of Alpha, Beta
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03 Dec 2025
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A Long Day at Work by AislinArts (AislinCeivun), Princeliest
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
05 May 2025
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Vox often tends to work long, late hours that don't leave him a lot of time for self-care. What better way to kill two birds with one stone than to bring his toys to work?
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02 Dec 2025
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Alastor expected Vox to treat him like an enemy and is sorely disappointed. With a little assist from Valentino, though, perhaps there was still some fun to be had.
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28 Nov 2025
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Velvette sticks around only long enough to laugh at Vox’s face. After she goes the way of Val, all he’s got left is a killer fucking headache, the smell of vodka permeating his suit…
And Alastor, grinning like a smug fucking cat meme in one of Valentino’s salon chairs, legs crossed as primly as any princess’s. Apparently whatever camaraderie he and Vox’s so-called goons have been developing, it doesn’t extend far enough to stop them from ditching his ass to Vox’s temper.
And, fuck, is Vox in a temper.
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- Part 2 of s2: between the lines
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25 Nov 2025
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vox sapiens, cervus erectus by AislinFics (AislinCeivun)
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
15 Nov 2025
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“And Lucifer,” Vox continues conversationally as he rubs his fingertips over the hot, strained fabric. “I know you’re not a big fan of the guy. I can see why—he is so beneath the both of us.”
“Y-yes,” Alastor gasps, bucking into Vox’s touch. “He is.”
“It was thrilling, wasn’t it? To see someone finally put him in his place. Completely decimate him in front of all those people; people who were once his.”
“I—I’ve been wanting to do that.”
“I’m sure.” Vox unbuttons Alastor’s slacks, slow and unhurried like he isn’t seconds away from snapping and just ripping all his clothes off. “But it was me who did it. I humiliated the King of Hell. Not you.”
After the rally, Vox finds Alastor hot and bothered in his chair from watching him expertly manipulate the crowd. It's truly his winning day.
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24 Nov 2025
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Alastor couldn’t stand the feeling of cameras constantly watching him. All it served as was another way to take control away from him.
But, what if he found a way to circumnavigate that while also tormenting Vox?
cackles
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- 1/1
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24 Nov 2025
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Alastor lets curiosity win.
Vincent is already fading into the man he’ll become, but tonight Alastor is drunk enough to take the softness while it lasts.
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23 Nov 2025
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666: Live On Air! by AislinArts (AislinCeivun), Princeliest
Fandom Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
04 Feb 2025
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Alastor decides to indulge Vox's obvious psychosexual obsession with him—for the sake of curiosity and entertainment, of course! As these things go, it is not very long at all before everything...escalates.
Or: Kink, self-discovery, and Alastor accidentally digging himself into a hole labeled "Oh, fuck, when did I start caring?"
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11 Nov 2025
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Livestream 666, Now Presenting: A Love Potion Makes the Medicine Go Down by Princeliest
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
05 May 2024
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Alastor doesn't know how to ask for what he wants. The solution, it seems, is to orchestrate things such that what he wants doesn't matter at all.
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- Part 11 of 666: Live On Air!
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11 Nov 2025
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S6E66, Now Rerunning: The Hentai Episode! by Princeliest
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
24 Feb 2024
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Alastor finally puts on a damn skirt. It's definitely not what Vox expected, but Alastor didn't anticipate enjoying it quite so much himself, either.
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- Part 4 of 666: Live On Air!
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- English
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- 14,030
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- 2/2
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10 Nov 2025
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Fate, trains and automobiles by everythingremainsconnected
Fandoms: Bullet Train (2022), マリアビートル - 伊坂幸太郎 | Bullet Train - Isaka Kotaro
04 Jan 2023
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Ladybug is getting back in the game after that whole thing in Japan. It's a nice easy courier job, right?
Wrong.
Meanwhile, Tangerine's first day back on the job is similarly annoying and riddled with problems... Is it one big coincidence or does fate have a really twisted sense of humour?
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03 Nov 2025
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step into your skin, i'd rather jump in your bones (taking up your mouth so you breathe through your nose) by seventowers
Fandoms: Bullet Train (2022)
08 Jul 2024
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In the air, ribbons of orchid-gray smoke backlit by the light of the hushed car radio, nostalgic synth melodies that pulse faintly as Tangerine pulls Ladybug in by the thighs and sinks down onto him, and Ladybug reaches out to touch it, the smoke, the music, threads his fingers through it, soft, curling, and Tangerine makes a gentle humming sound around him and takes him in deeper.
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Parked beneath a purple streetlight, Ladybug and Tangerine crawl over the center console and into the backseat.
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01 Nov 2025
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There’s a beautiful man here. In the crowd. Tangerine only spies the scant side of him—dirty-blonde hair made half-illegible by the blue-purple strobes, shadow of stubble, lean side of his neck.---
Tangerine goes clubbing the night before Bullet Train. And he meets someone.What if: Tangybug, the night before the job?
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- Part 2 of anon's bullet train fics
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 891
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- 1/1
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28 Oct 2025
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Tangerine arches, rubs one bare shoulder blade into the rug. He’s shirtless, on his back. Eyes closed. Full moon’s coming. Ladybug hasn’t been exercising him enough.
Ladybug says, “Wanna go on a walk?”
Tangerine's eyes fly open.
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Ladybug takes his werewolf boyfriend on a run.Series
- Part 11 of anon's bullet train fics
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 660
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- 1/1
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Bookmarked by jaybirbbbb
28 Oct 2025