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    “Thank you,” Ilya murmured, “You have no idea how much this means to me.”

    Shane let out a small huff of laughter, ruffling Ilya's hair. “Don’t thank me just yet, you need to go out there with me.”

    Ilya pulled back to look at Shane with a solemn expression, “Shane, if you really have any more surprises for me in the living room, I will sob”

    Shane pursed his lips, “Do you want me to lie?”

    “God,” He said, hiding his face in Shane's neck again. “You are horrible”

     

    or; the fluffy Ilya birthday fic we all deserve

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    15 Jun 2026

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    For one delirious second, Shane contemplates abandoning his plan, dropping the theatrics, and just asking, “Hey, would you like to see my dick?” nice and straightforward, no games.

    or Shane’s prank assignment is to tip his waiter with a pic of his dick.
    His waiter is Ilya.

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    13 Jun 2026

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    a series of aus where hockey never happened and everything else did.

    can be read in any order!

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    13 Jun 2026

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    “If I gave Jackie a day of getting to have sex with me whenever she wants as a thank you for tidying the living room, I think she’d divorce me,” Hayden says.

    “Nah, man, she’d kill you,” J. J. says, which is probably true.

    Shane shrugs. “That sounds like a straight people problem.”

    Hayden is truly glad that the times of Shane torturing himself by being in the closet are over. But. Well. This conversation is kind of making him miss those days.

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    Finally, after everything, Shane is a happily married man. Incredibly happily married. It only becomes a problem once he thinks it qualifies him to dispense relationship advice.

    Or, five times Shane gives relationship advice his friends disagree with, and one time he doesn’t.

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    12 Jun 2026

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    ESPN @ESPN
    BREAKING NEWS: The Ottawa Centaurs are officially acquiring Montreal Metro’s captain Shane Hollander in a recent trade. More details to follow.

    shane hollander’s attorney @hollzymvp
    WHAT

    silver @baepshane
    WHAT THE FUCK

    gel @agustorrie
    THAT TAROT CARD READER WAS FUCKING RIGHT

    valentine @STILLYOURBOYY
    here comes rozanov in 3… 2… 1…

    Ilya Rozanov ✔️ @rozanovofficial
    Happy pride month to me 🏳️‍🌈

    Ottawa Centaurs ✔️ @ottawacentaurs
    It’s official, folks! We are excited to announce that we have acquired Shane Hollander as our new star centre! Let’s give him a very warm welcome 🏒♥️

    valentine @STILLYOURBOYY
    there he is

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    04 Jun 2026