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    ""Is it weird to produce a lot of precum"

    The cursor blinks impatiently for Shane to type enter. Finger hovering over the laptop keyboard. Eyes moving rapidly across the screen, heart rate ticking up. A deep breath and then he presses the elusive key."

    or Shane's previous hookups have told him he gets "too wet" and he's doing everything he can to hold onto Ilya.

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    29 Jun 2026

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    Ilya doesn’t even realize when Arthur slips from his thoughts. There’s no sharp turn, no clear moment where the article stops being about a little boy who loves reptiles and starts being about the man lying beside him in bed. It just… happens. The way his mind always seems to find Shane eventually, like water finding its lowest point.

    a character study on shane’s undiagnosed autism

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    29 Jun 2026

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    “Thank you,” Ilya murmured, “You have no idea how much this means to me.”

    Shane let out a small huff of laughter, ruffling Ilya's hair. “Don’t thank me just yet, you need to go out there with me.”

    Ilya pulled back to look at Shane with a solemn expression, “Shane, if you really have any more surprises for me in the living room, I will sob”

    Shane pursed his lips, “Do you want me to lie?”

    “God,” He said, hiding his face in Shane's neck again. “You are horrible”

     

    or; the fluffy Ilya birthday fic we all deserve

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    15 Jun 2026

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    For one delirious second, Shane contemplates abandoning his plan, dropping the theatrics, and just asking, “Hey, would you like to see my dick?” nice and straightforward, no games.

    or Shane’s prank assignment is to tip his waiter with a pic of his dick.
    His waiter is Ilya.

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    13 Jun 2026

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    a series of aus where hockey never happened and everything else did.

    can be read in any order!

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    13 Jun 2026

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    “If I gave Jackie a day of getting to have sex with me whenever she wants as a thank you for tidying the living room, I think she’d divorce me,” Hayden says.

    “Nah, man, she’d kill you,” J. J. says, which is probably true.

    Shane shrugs. “That sounds like a straight people problem.”

    Hayden is truly glad that the times of Shane torturing himself by being in the closet are over. But. Well. This conversation is kind of making him miss those days.

    ---

    Finally, after everything, Shane is a happily married man. Incredibly happily married. It only becomes a problem once he thinks it qualifies him to dispense relationship advice.

    Or, five times Shane gives relationship advice his friends disagree with, and one time he doesn’t.

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    12 Jun 2026

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    ESPN @ESPN
    BREAKING NEWS: The Ottawa Centaurs are officially acquiring Montreal Metro’s captain Shane Hollander in a recent trade. More details to follow.

    shane hollander’s attorney @hollzymvp
    WHAT

    silver @baepshane
    WHAT THE FUCK

    gel @agustorrie
    THAT TAROT CARD READER WAS FUCKING RIGHT

    valentine @STILLYOURBOYY
    here comes rozanov in 3… 2… 1…

    Ilya Rozanov ✔️ @rozanovofficial
    Happy pride month to me 🏳️‍🌈

    Ottawa Centaurs ✔️ @ottawacentaurs
    It’s official, folks! We are excited to announce that we have acquired Shane Hollander as our new star centre! Let’s give him a very warm welcome 🏒♥️

    valentine @STILLYOURBOYY
    there he is

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    04 Jun 2026

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    As a straight man, Ilya Rozanov has never had a gay roommate before, but it’s going pretty well. Shane Hollander is kind, silly, and an even bigger hockey nut than Ilya.

    So when Shane starts bringing men over, and Ilya begins to want to bash their fucking heads in, Ilya comes to a startling conclusion: He must be homophobic.

    (He’s jealous.)

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    04 Jun 2026

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    73 Questions With Shane Rozanov | Vogue

    Vogue · 58M views

    In this episode of 73 Questions, we visit Shane Rozanov at the Boston home he shares with his husband, NHL Captain Ilya Rozanov. The newly-retired hockey captain shows us around, talks life after the game, and gives us a glimpse into the quiet domestic life he's built off the ice.

    Director: unseemlyndisturbed
    Editor: shanec3l

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    01 Jun 2026

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    After their on-ice brawl, cocky virgin rookie Ilya Rozanov drags captain Shane Hollander back to his hotel room to "shut him up" once and for all.

    Too bad Ilya has no idea what he's doing.

    Too bad Shane finds that incredibly hot.

    or

    Ilya losing his virginity

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    30 May 2026

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    Ilya and Shane go to bed satisfied after a huge win and a night of celebrating. Shane fell asleep easily and Ilya is stuck awake, but fortunately for him, Shane’s subconscious seems just as needy as when he's awake.

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    Ilya can't sleep, Shane has a wet dream and starts humping the bed, so Ilya wants to fuck about it

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    29 May 2026

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    Shane: Ilya, what, what is happening, it's seven in the morning.

    Ilya: (calling back, still grinning) I am vlogging.

    Shane: You're what?

    What starts as a “simple vlog” turns into a soft and deeply intimate snapshot of Ilya's domestic life.

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    28 May 2026

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    “Watch yourself, Rozanov,” he says in Russian, voice low and dark, and oh, holy shit, Ilya should have known teaching Shane his native language would be the death of him.

    “I would rather watch you.”

    Shane moves off the stool he’s been sitting on with one fluid movement. “Not now.”

    “Later then?”

    Shane rolls his eyes. “Pervert.”

    “Not what you said an hour ago.”

    Ilya feels Shane’s foot bump into his, and their thighs brush just barely. But it’s still enough to make Ilya want to abandon all of this and drag Shane back upstairs. “Behave, Ilya,” he says, slipping back into Russian. “You know they can't know.” He turns. The look he throws him is a little too close not to affect him. “We both want it that way.”

    Oh. Right. That.

    ____

    Or Ilya and Shane attempt to hide their relationship at a charity gala. It goes about as well as one would expect.

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    28 May 2026

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    Shane meets Connor Storrie, and Ilya spirals hard about it, via the 5 stages of grief.

    OR: inspired by these tweets (1, 2) from @saltedsan: what about a fic where Shane or Ilya spirals so hard that they fear the other one will want divorce because sometimes insecurity lands too much and stress and anxiety and depression-

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    26 May 2026

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    Everyone at McGill knows three things: their hockey team is the best in the country, the Rozanov family could buy half of Montreal, and Shane Hollander is completely off limits.

    So when new students start asking Shane out after winter break, Ilya Rozanov decides he needs to put a stop to it.

    Or: the horrifying realization that Ilya Rozanov might be in love with his best friend.

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    26 May 2026

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    Ilya posts a casual video of himself covered in a necklace of hickeys given to him by his beautiful, freaky boyfriend. In an unfortunate turn of events, girls all over the world join forces to share the details and video evidence of their own sexual exploits with Russia’s pass-around party boy. Shane is not at all consumed by jealousy and absolutely does not fall into a spiral of competitive obsession over these events.

    Or, 5 times Shane tries to be as good as every girl that Ilya’s ever been with, + 1 time Ilya shows him that he has always been better.

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    25 May 2026

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    Shane wakes up sick; he doesn't intend to let that disrupt his day.

    Ilya absolutely disagrees with that plan.

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    25 May 2026

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    “You know,” Shane says quietly, “you do look really good like that.”

    “Like what exactly?” he laughs, toying with him.

    “Carrying her like that. You look very. . . dad.”

    Ilya snorts. “I do not know what that means.”

    “It means hot.”

     

    (ie. shane and ilya are snowed in at the cottage with their baby and have some alone time)

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    23 May 2026

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    Cliff has secretly had a crush on Shane Hollander since a bit after the accident. Ilya is now starting a charity with Hollander, so Cliff figures this is his chance to have Ilya wingman him. Little does he know this is not going to go the way he expects.

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    20 May 2026

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    “Why do I taste blood in your mouth, solnyshko?”

    “I told you, my ex said it’s annoying when I’m too loud during sex. I guess it’s a habit. I bite my tongue sometimes so you won’t have to hear me that much.”

    “And I told you, I need you to give me the name of this ex so I can kill him with my bare hands. Is very serious matter.”

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    19 May 2026

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