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Rocky know human mating can be done for bonding by teacup_captor
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Andy Weir's Project Hail Mary - All Media Types
22 May 2026
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On the way back to Erid, Rocky starts asking questions about sex. What could Rocky possibly be up to? (Jerking Grace off, that's what.)
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On a beach I somehow remember by teacup_captor
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
12 May 2026
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The waves washed against the sand with a gentle splashing sound. A gentle gush of wind followed suit, sending shivers down my spine.
I opened my eyes. The sun was shining gently through the fog. For a moment, I didn't recognize the beach I was on.
How silly of me. Of course I recognizes this beach, I've been here so many times.
When? ...I can't remember.
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Grace finds himself on a beach yet again, talking to his future self
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Teacup is having a tough night, for no real reason. Jonny, in an attempt to be a supportive boyfriend, offers to help kill Teacup.
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We're charging headfirst to the heart of mystery by teacup_captor
Fandoms: The Mechanisms (Band)
18 Jan 2026
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(Y/N)'s life is far from perfect. They hope to someday get out from this place- but they never thought it would happen so soon.
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Jonny went too far and REALLY pissed Tim off. Tim decides the perfect comeback is to give him a spicy (literally) handjob.
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Xenonite makes for perfect probing material by DaoguaJinzhong
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
02 Jun 2026
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'What is Grace doing, question?'
It all started with that question. Grace going back for Rocky was never going to be something he regretted. Ever.
But then — on the way to Erid, problems that had been the last thing on his mind while on the journey to save his friend arose. Like privacy.—
Grace survives the journey to Erid, and maybe finds a new home there. Rocky and Adrian have a lot of love to give, and they're very creative. But maybe they'd like others to see just how wonderful their little humans is? How well he sings? Eridians are a very curious species, after all.
Or the fic in which Grace finds out eridians are nothing like humans (duh). They are highly competitive, love playing with others and don't mind sharing. Privacy doesn't really exist on Erid other than for eating. He finds out just how much they are willing to share.
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switch me on, turn me up by flirty_vagabond
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
18 May 2026
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“No.” Rocky said, cutting Grace off. “Grace big.” His carapace did a slow tilt in a very pointed ‘look down’ kind of motion.
Grace swallowed hard and looked away from Rocky with another laugh, albeit more awkward and forced than before as he reached for the pipette.
“That’s kinda something you’re supposed to pretend you haven’t noticed, pal.” He said stiffly and adjusted his weight on the chair. Maybe if he just silently acknowledged and made peace with how pink his face was it would go away.
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or, alternatively: grace has a massive dick. rocky is ovulating and horny about it.
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31 May 2026
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anatomy lessons by Anonymous
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
29 May 2026
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Rocky can't control his body anymore. This human body is as foreign as it was when he first woke up in it. He tips forward, leaning towards Grace like a sunflower growing towards the sun. "How to— How Grace feel sexual arousal, question?" he asks.
"Me?" Grace turns to look at him, puzzled. "Oh, you mean the person doing this? Well, there's something called a prostate, and if it's stimulated, the person will derive sexual pleasure from it."
Grace should not look at him. Especially when he's moving his fingers in and out of his hole. He slides a second finger in—and Rocky watches, eyes dilated, as Grace's hole stretches around his fingers.
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- Part 2 of phm
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Understanding One's Parts by WritingThyme
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
30 May 2026
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Ryland Grace was starting to think that he had spent a not insignificant amount of his half-remembered time on Earth thinking about sex. As in, more than the average well-adjusted adult should have been.
Grace struggles to understand his own sexuality (or lack thereof) through the brief glimpses of his past he's seen. A lot of time and distance helps him to untangle it all. Rocky is there to help him through it and is very excited to learn what he can.
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Human Nature by fzanchikk
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
29 May 2026
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Ryland Grace hasn’t been in contact with any other human since he got sent away from Earth. Rocky notices—of course he does—and uses his engineering skills along with some help from Adrian's Biology team to come up with a way for Grace to keep in touch with his human nature.
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21 May 2026