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he's here, he's queer, get used to it (or fuck off) by your_bus_driver
Fandoms: Criminal Minds (US TV)
28 Nov 2021
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“I hope it was a ‘she’.”
“What do you mean?”
The room froze, silence getting heavier by the second. All eyes were on them.
“Uh, I just meant that she must be important if she made you run late.” Rossi said cautiously, testing the waters. He recognized the tone from interviews with witnesses or victims.
“Not you. Morgan, what did you mean by that?”
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that scene in elephant's memory had me steaming so here's my au of Morgan being held accountable for his words, or the 1 time Reid came out to the team + 5 times team members came out to Reid
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- Part 3 of criminal minds fics because why not
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shawn wants to have a sexy sleepover with lassie in a blanket fort but he needs to get an exemption permit from the Blanket Fort Agreement of 2002 from gus first
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He let his gaze drop to Lassie’s mouth and licked his lips and met his gaze again, teasing him a bit before he spoke. “I’ve always wanted to know what it’s like to fuck in a tent and I thought with your cowboy and civil war fixations, you’d be down for it. But I'm not risking bug bites anywhere near my dick, so fort.”
“That seems like an odd fantasy,” Lassie’s gaze kept flicking down to Shawn’s mouth, but not in the purposeful way he’d been doing it. It was like he couldn’t help himself. “And you thought I’d want to make a blanket fort with you?”
“Oh, I know you want to.” Lassie gulped and Shawn smirked.
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- Part 18 of psych fics because why not
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Lassie was angrier than Shawn had ever seen him. Angrier than the first case he’d crashed. Angrier than when his upside carjacker collar walked on a technicality in evidence. Angrier than the time Shawn had experimented with making grilled cheese in his toaster and accidentally set his kitchen a little bit on fire.
If he was a cartoon character he’d have steam coming out of his ears.
“You have no idea what you’re talking about.”
lassie comes home fuming and wanting answers, shawn has no idea what he's talking about
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- Part 17 of psych fics because why not
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Tonight was a big night. A secret big night. A big night that was going to be a big night after he revealed why it was a big night, but a normal night right up until then.
When Shawn thought about where life could take him, Lassie was always there beside him, or behind him, or beneath him. So he got a ring, with the help of an adorable, and patient, saleswoman named Debra, bought it, and promptly hid it where Lassie would never find it.
It had been there for months, waiting for him to wrap his head around it and grow the balls to actually ask him, and now he was ready. Shawn couldn’t wait another day without seeing that ring on Lassie’s finger.
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- Part 16 of psych fics because why not
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Would Niles' resignation letter be short and sweet, penned and left in a haste like hers? The caring and overly sentimental sap he was, it would be pages long, flowery and full of how much he loved them and how much of a bitch she was for making it a place he couldn’t stand the thought of being anymore.
A thought struck her out of nowhere. Would there even be a resignation letter after all? Was this all an elaborate prank, a scheme to get her out of their lives once and for all?
It had all the trademark tells. It was cruel, it made her question her sanity, and it was completely incomprehensible.
They could be laughing at her at this very moment, basking in the fact that they were finally free of her, taking turns reading her resignation out loud and laughing at how pathetic she was, how miserable they’d made her.
Hot tears ran down her face, her side started to hurt from the speed of her breaths. It sounded far fetched but she didn’t trust herself anymore. The more she thought about it, the more true it seemed.
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dummy twins where cc spirals and has a lapse of mental health after the staircase conversation, canon divergence
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psych fics because why not by your_bus_driver
Fandom Psych, Psych (TV 2006), Psych 2: Lassie Come Home - Fandom
09 Jun 2021
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i don't think any of these really connect, so let's just say they're all on their own. I love psych! it was one of my first special interests and all these years later I still love it! this is probably the fandom i write for the most so subscribe to the series if you want to keep reading! my updates and uploads are sporadic but I know there are a lot more to come! thanks for reading and I hope you enjoy! comments absolutely make my day and motivate me to write more just fyi
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ouat fics (mostly rumbelle) because why not by your_bus_driver
Fandom Once Upon a Time (TV)
04 Jan 2020
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none of these are connected. I add occasionally but not too often, just fyi
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stucky fics because why not by your_bus_driver
Fandom Captain America (Movies), The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
05 Jan 2020
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Shawn has a crush on Lassie. Who cares? It's not like he was planning on Lassie finding out about it any time soon. It had nothing to do with him anyway. This was his crush and he was dealing with it. Really, he was.
And then Drimmer put a gun to Lassie's chest and Shawn rethinks his plan.
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It all started the way it usually did; with Tony doubting his own sanity.
“Happy,” he said, turning the paper over, then turning it back, squinting at it. “What the hell is this?”
Happy barely glanced up from his phone. “How should I know? I just drive you around, I don’t try to understand your designs. You’re the one who left it in the back of the car yesterday.”
Tony turned the paper towards Happy, tapping a finger against the scribbles in the margin. “I didn’t write that. I thought it, but I didn’t write it. What sorcery is this?”
“Oh shit, sorry,” Happy said, expression resigned. “I’m guessing the kid went through them when I drove him to school this morning. He has no regard for personal boundaries.”
“The kid.”
“Um— My girlfriend, she has a—“
“Your stepson did these calculations?”
“That’s not entirely—“
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Ink (Platonic Soulmate AU) by missxiumore
Fandom Iron Man (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies)
06 Feb 2021
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Accidental Nesting by greenflyer13
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
06 Aug 2020
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Alpha!Peter and Omega!Wade become friends and end up spending more and more time together. Over time, Peter’s apartment becomes their unofficial clubhouse filled with blankets, soft pillows, the perfect mattress, and more for their long nights playing video games or bonding over takeout. A surprise visit from Aunt May brings some tough and unexpected questions to the forefront: How dare Peter not tell her that he had a mate? And why on earth did they make their nest in the living room, of all places? Will the heroes face their feelings in time for Wade’s next heat? Maybe it’ll be... close enough.
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princess (peach) by thistleraven for buryyourdoves
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
10 Feb 2025
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There are about a million things that Wade expects to hear out of Spidey’s mouth when he hits pause on Mario Kart and turns to Wade on the couch. He’s chewing his lip like he’s really mulling it over. It’s really cute. It also gives Wade the chance to think about what he might say.
Can we get more popcorn, for instance. That’s a good one, high on the list of possibilities. Dude, put on socks, your feet stink, also pretty up there. Listen, I’ve been thinking about what you said about Golden Girls, and I do think that it’s the greatest television show ever—
“So, I’m thinking you should fuck me.”
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- Part 10 of scenes from the spideypool discord