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Average Gothamite doesn’t hit at least 1 goon with a car a year. This factoid is wrong, average person hits 0 goons with a car a year. Speeds Georg, who has a need for speed and hits 3 goons a day, is an outlier and shouldn’t be counted.
— Tim Drake-centric racing au where Tim has a special interest in vehicles and stunt driving, hot wires the Batmobile as a kid, and becomes the vigilante getaway-driver, Road Runner. He races around Gotham, hitting rogues with his car (mostly joker) and picking up his family members when they need a quick getaway.
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15 Jun 2024
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If anyone asked the Batfamily which Robin had the funniest ’joining the family’ story? Well, everyone would start with, “Well it seemed like Jason had the spot taken for good after having the audacity to try and jack the Batmobile’s tires and hit Bruce with his tire iron.” And then they’d say, “But then tiny Tim decided to try and steal the whole thing.”
Or: When Tim is 11 he figures it’s not hurting anyone if he. Ya know. Takes a picture in the Batmobile. But then the power goes to his head and all of a sudden he’s hacking the Batmobile and tearing through Gotham on a rescue mission.
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Sheppard finds out how Lorne keeps the Marines occupied.
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The Gotham underworld finds out that deadbeat dad Batman owes poor, hapless Matches Malone decades worth of child support after having thrown him away to latch onto the city's most famous omega instead, and they sure have some opinions about that.
Bruce just has a headache.
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“Your boy—Buck,” Brad says. “First marriage?”
“Pardon?”
“Well, your wife is—” Brad starts, stops. Remembers at least a third of the lecture he’s been given at least a dozen times by his publicist on the danger of making assumptions. “He calls your wife by her given name—I mean, does the same to you, but I’d reckon that has more to do with professionalism than personal grievances, given the fact that you clearly get on.”
—and fuck, maybe that’s another thing Brad should try to learn by watching Bobby.
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in which Brad Torrence only almost passes out, and observes the aftermath.
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13 Jun 2025
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Two Nickels: Bobby & Buck (& Eddie) are -just- coworkers...
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Crab Shack by amireal for Ralkana, featheredschist, Ylixia
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe
19 Jul 2014
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“Clint?” Phil calls from where’s standing, raising on his toes to be sure.
“Yes?”
"Why is there a knife-wielding crustacean in my kitchen?"
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These things only happen to Clint.