Two Nickels: Miss Me Miss Me (Now You Gotta...)
Unrelated, complimentary, fics involving misunderstandings/misconceptions. Currently contains:
Hood's Goons get the wrong idea about his relationship with a/the Gotham Vigilante(s)
'Trafficking Victim' Dimension Travel AU
'Blackmailer' Tim
A mini Batkid 'saves' Bruce from a bad man
Tim is (not) a ghost
Baby ghost Jason gets care-dnapped
The Three Incompetent Timnappers
Fairytale Matchmaker Damian
Faux Preg-men-cies
Bobby & Buck (& Eddie) are(n't) just coworkers
David thinks Buck & Eddie are together (he may not be wrong)
Athena's Mom thinks Buck is Bobby’s (& Eddie’s) (she's not exactly wrong)
Eddie hears about Chris' new friend Buck & thinks he's a kid, then he meets Chris' (hot) new teacher...
Roy doesn't have a boyfriend... does he?!
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“I like your eye spots,” the kid says, reaching for a glue stick.
“Thank you,” he says. “It’s a birthmark.”
“I’ve never seen a birthmark before!” The kid gasps. “How do you get one?”
Or, Buck gets crushed by a ladder truck and chooses to glass-half-full it. He volunteers to teach a kid's art class at the library. He meets a kid and his dad and his cup end ups very, very full.
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Ashes to Ashes, Dust to Dust (filling up my coffee cup) by LilaVaporizer9000
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types
07 Apr 2024
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There is occasionally a certain point one reaches during the attempt to attain a goal where one decides that the goal is just not worth it.
Unfortunately, this also often coincides with being at a point in the attainment of that goal where it’s too damn late and you’re just gonna have to suck it up, buttercup, and get your shit together and do it anyway.
Tim is pretty sure this shit is absolutely not worth it, but it’s too late now and even if it wasn’t, Mama ain’t raise no fuckin’ quitter.
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Tim’s quest to bring Bruce back from his Time-Travel-Super-Vacation goes horribly topsy-turvey when Ra's takes a more pro-active approach to keeping Tim prisoner, and he ends up in an alternate universe where he never existed, and everybody is disorientingly well-adjusted and weirdly obsessed with his “wellness”, whatever that means.
Tim hates mystical artifacts.
(Alternate universe Better Batfam trope)
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Two Nickels: 'Trafficking Victim' Dimension Travel AU
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Spirit of the Rules by AceOfDivineChlorophyll
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman: Under the Red Hood (2010)
24 Oct 2024
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Red Hood's men are… a bit unusual. They're still clearly the henchmen of the new and upcoming Crime Lord who openly and aggressively hates Batman but for some reason… they're dead set on helping Robin.
They're even fairly good at helping out. Though, when Robin gets hit with a modified version of Poison Ivy's pollen, their solution is to call his 'older brother' who apparently they think is Red Hood himself.
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Two Nickels: Hood's Men derail his Homecoming Plot - Hood's Goons get the wrong idea about his relationship with Robin
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Like the fucking chipmunk? by Sunpops1
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics)
02 Apr 2025
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“Bruce, this is not what you think it is,” Jason says into the cellphone a minute later. “You need to turn around, we’ve got a problem.”
A fourth person, one immediately recognizable, is pictured on the final page. The last person is not facing the camera, instead they are intently staring at the blue of a computer screen.
It is Jason's own head of black hair framed by the narrow lines of bookshelves, turned away and unaware.
"A big one, can't emphasize that enough. You need to pick me up, now."
Little handwriting, the kind that is halfway to cursive, lines the bottom of the photograph, and it's written in blue ink- maybe from a ballpoint pen.
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Two Nickels: 'Blackmailer' Tim
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Dick sighs. "In a lot of ways he's a good guy," Jason knows he's talking about Bruce. "But he's never been good at expressing himself- and he, uh, he thinks because he loves you and he wants to protect you that it's okay that he went about whatever he did in a horrendous way, or without explaining himself, and Alfred pretends like he’s above it, but he just makes it worse sometimes. They're good, probably, but I know that sometimes they could neglect the way I felt about something without realizing it."
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Ohhh, David realises as he gets handed a plate. Okay, I got it. He was surprised that Bobby’s son hadn’t come up when Michael first mentioned his children given how much emphasis he put on the positive co-parenting relationship their family unit strived to maintain. But then again – Buck was obviously much older than Michael and Athena’s two children if he had a child the same age as Harry. The step/co-parenting dynamic would clearly be completely different than it was with May and Harry.
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The one where David is determined to prove that he’s in it with Michael for the long-haul, and that includes accepting and caring about the children of the Grant-Nash household. All 3 of them.
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Two Nickels: Bobby & Buck (& Eddie) are(n't) just coworkers - David thinks Buck & Eddie are together (he may not be wrong)