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    While enjoying a night out at The Kingfisher, Ilya is sporting some very concerning bruises. After drunkenly revealing to Scott that Jane is Shane Hollander, Scott takes it upon himself to give Shane the Shovel Talk.

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    Scott thinks Shane is abusing Ilya, so he ropes Carter Vaughn and Eric Bennet into kidnapping Shane and threatening to kill him.

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    Alone on a Tuesday night after your boyfriend broke up with you via one single text message the night prior? (What an asshole!)

    Worry no longer! (And grab your sunscreen, ‘cuz it's gonna get HOT.)

    There's an Eldritch entity in your home willing to take care of you the way you deserve.

    In other words, the CRT you take off Kris's hands after they knocked on your door one morning asking if you wanted it ends up courting you in the most horror-esque ways possible: channel changes to communicate with you, staticky name whispering when he craves your attention, and shadowy manifestations unbound after an altruistic fluffy goat boy nearly convinced him that “all” Darkners grow “obsolete” eventually. (Hah, what a loon!)

    But wait, there's more! (The Lord of Screens is, of course, a man who stops at nothing to get what he wants.)

    NOTHING will prevent him from showing his Dark World form in the Light World.

    Not even Death himself. (He can SUCK it!)

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  3. 2

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    Derek Morgan and Spencer Reid love each other. Spencer just wants to spice up their sex life. After an awkward conversation, the experiment with different kinks and sexual situations to see what they like.

    -or-

    Moreid gay porn

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  4. 61

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    So the New Arrangement didn't quite work the way it was supposed to, but in the end, all's well that ends well, right? Aziraphale and Crowley are together, their ex-bosses have left them alone for the past few years, and the world is continuing to spin.

    What could possibly go wrong?

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    What if Ilya had stayed for round two the night of their first hook up, only to fall asleep there and be discovered by Yuna Hollander the next morning?

    OR: Shane gets a version of the “Rose tells him he’s gay” conversation at 19 instead of 25, and it comes from his mother.

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    Celine raised Rumi the exact way she wanted her to be. She homeschooled her from a young age, trained her, raised her, and she was ready for the world she’d been prepared to save. But, one oversight that she’s desperate to fix in time? Finding other girls to form the Demon Hunter team to save the world and the souls of the people in it.
    One girl, one day at a time.
    Huntr/x has to bond, learn, and understand everything in time to be ready to fight demons themselves. But maybe something else sparks to life along the way.
    But not all of them were so good with their feelings…

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  7. 36

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    Megatron is a month into the peace treaty and unfortunately found himself rooming with Optimus.

    Feeling as if he's going crazy from charge with barely any time for privacy, he decides to risk it and self-service himself....of course, plans don't always go to plan.
    But perhaps it's not all bad.♡♡♡

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    Percy find Nico after he confesses. They talk it out. Secrets are revealed and a new understanding is reached, cause they both respect eachother and are not idiots.

    Or; the missing scene we all needed tbh. Now featuring: Bi Percy and Confused Nico.

    OR or; me crawling out of my well after several years of not being active in this fandom to shame everyone for characterizing Percy like That.

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    Harris, who was sitting next to Shane, nudged him with his foot. “Yeah, I mean, it’s not kinky kinky unless Shane went out and bought, like, a full-on sex swing or something crazy like–”

    Harris stopped talking because Shane had frozen. Completely frozen. His glass halted halfway to his lips. His eyes went wide and fixed on a point on the far wall. The blush that had been a soft pink bloomed into a scarlet tide that crept from his neckline to the roots of his hair.

    Ilya, watching him, threw his head back and burst out laughing.

    (or, 5 times Ottawa Centaurs found out their sweet Canadian cinnamonroll is a freak and 1 time they realized that Hollanov's freaks are matched)

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  10. 12

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    “Okay, since we’re doing it now,” he begins, drawing the others’ attention. “Hear me out: Tom Cruise in Top Gun, huh?”
    “What about him?” Dustin asks, genuinely confused.
    Mike feels his neck heat up. “Uh, well… he’s—well, I don’t know, maybe—attractive?”
    Three pairs of wide eyes stare at Mike, and he feels panic rise in his throat. The seconds that pass feel like an eternity.
    “What?” Lucas is so confused he seems to have suddenly sobered up.
    “Well…” Mike doesn’t know how to continue the sentence.
    “Are you saying that, like, you’d hook up with Tom Cruise?”

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    Mike has questions. Will is the best option to help him solve them.

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  11. 7

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    Evan invites Peter and Elias over for dinner...it's a but more awkward than planned.

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  12. 45

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    A month's worth of TMI, awkward encounters, speeches of shame and lots of spilled tea. With pride — and sushi — on the line, Jisung is determined to win; Minho will do everything to stop him.

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    Rozanov: my dick stopped working
    Rozanov: this is an emergency
    Rozanov: you and fabian fuck, but you are on medication.
    Rozanov: tell me your secrets

    Ryan stared dumbfounded at his phone. He scrolled up through the text thread, confirming he hadn't missed something. But no. His knee bopped up and down with the dots at the bottom of his phone, waiting to see how Ilya was about to change the trajectory of his selfcare day.
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    or Ryan meets Ilya after a series of SOS text messages regarding side effects to his new medication. As uncomfortable as Ryan is talking about his own libido struggles, he's touched to be the one Ilya is confiding in. But Ryan's never had a heart to heart about something this personal with anyone besides Fabian, and Ilya isn't exactly known for being an open book.

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    A polaroid lies face down, stark white against the carpet. Will crouches, breath already unsteady, and turns it over. His breath caught in his throat as the image came into focus, sending a jolt straight through him. Mike's jeans strained visibly against the thick bulge at his crotch, the denim stretched taut over an unmistakable erection.

    Dear Will,
    If you wanted to see me with a boner, you could've asked instead of drawing it.
    Love, Mike

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    Will accidentally gifts Mike an erotic drawing of him, Mike returns the favor by sending him polaroid evidence of what his boners really look like.

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    Jimin gave him an undecipherable look and he felt himself stiffen. He was going to make Namjoon eat glass, then he’d strangle him. Long eyelashes fluttered, “Cute,”

    “Cute?”

    “You’re embarrassed because you think you’re too old for me,” Jimin supplied and Yoongi cursed himself for being so predictable. “It’s cute.”

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    When a Voldemort in his thirties encounters a time-travelling, seventeen-year-old Harry Potter, he makes a dangerous—and hilarious—assumption. He assumes that Harry is his son. And his son, of course, deserves the very best.

    A confused Harry plays along for the sake of self-preservation, but living with his “father” is proving to be intolerable in more ways than one.

    “You are mine,” Voldemort said gently, and smiled when Harry flinched. So the boy did know Voldemort, after all. He knew Voldemort was to be feared. “I will look after you, my own.”

    “I don’t belong to you,” Harry spat, despite his fear. Oh, what a delight he was! He was no cowering, simpering sycophant, like Voldemort’s other followers; no, this child had a spine of steel. Not many could stand before Voldemort without quailing.

    “You are my son,” Voldemort declared. “Of course you belong to me. Your every cell, your every fibre, your every heartbeat. You are mine in flesh and blood and soul. You are mine in magic. And you will not deny me.”

    Now with Chinese, Korean, Russian and Portugese translations, and featuring art by Mona and Hypnodisc!

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    Shane has only one job: go to a blind date as Hayden and make sure it ends in disaster. It should be easy, except nothing ever is when Shane gets involved.

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    You're a grad student at a house party. How many skeletons are you running into there? At least one you didn't expect.

    (This explains nothing. Please read if you like Sans/Reader romance slice of life with plot, character relationships, fluff and eventual smut. Underfell headcannon is being used.)

    (Time for a second note to reemphasize PLOT. Drowning in plot. Plot for days. Send help.)

    (None of this is really about college.)

     

    (Arcs Completed: 1/4)
    (Arc In-Progress: 2nd Arc)

    Reading Note:
    I don't know if this really matters, but I write and read everything in dark mode--so if you want the authentic author experience, that's what I'm seeing!

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  20. 80

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    When Harley, newly presented alpha, visits Tony for a week, Peter realizes that not only do fated mates actually exist, but he might have one himself. Peter and Harley become inseparable as they are unexpectedly shoved into romance by their own stupid biology. And when Harley has to go back home, it only gets worse. Tony and Mrs. Keener aren’t on the greatest terms, but Tony’s nothing if not determined to sort this out and get Harley back to New York.

    Cue clueless teens, sex-Ed from FRIDAY, bra shopping, a very weird new “Bonded Pairs” class for sixth period, nonstop giggling with the friend group, and figuring out how to “be sexy”.

    Tagged underage because Peter and Harley are in high school.

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